Phil’s Filings

Over lunch I ran a few errands.

And I wanted to kill a great number of people driving on the road. Good Lord, people, use your damned directional signals — that’s why they are installed on your cars.

Please don’t block part of my lane; there is plenty of room for you to pull into the left turn lane, so use it.

When I’m walking to my car, don’t cut across the parking lanes. Yes, you avoided hitting me, but you should have avoided the situation altogether.

Yes, I know there’s a ton of snow in the parking lots, taking up precious parking spaces. But please, don’t block the goddamn driving lane to wait for someone who’s still packing the trunk of his car. Drive around and find another spot or at least make room for people to pass you.

Oh, and then when a second person wants to pull out, kudos for backing up and letting him do so — that’s why I stopped a long way behind you. But then, pull into that spot — don’t block that spot so I can’t pull in as you wait for the first spot to open up.

And we’re supposed to get a bunch more snow on Sunday, making things even worse. Oh, Lord, it’s gonna be hell.

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